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Star Wars Trailer
Last update: 2005-07-20 22:43:18
Star Wars: Episode III - New Trailer exclusive
"Hi there, I'm Rick McCallum, and am the producer of Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith. Y'know, me and George knew it was an enormous risk to make the Star Wars prequels. A huge risk. George said to me 'y'know, Rick, this will be a huge risk. The fans will hate it. The critics will hate it. I will hate it.' But George realised in order to complete his epic space saga he had to make 2 vaguely mediochre films in order to create this. This is what the fans have been waiting for. This is the episode where everything is realised. This is where..." - Enough of that - Mikey C
When Rick McCallum wasn't looking, I ran off with a video that had the new Star Wars trailer on it. Here is a step by step breakdown of all that appears on it.
An idiot writes: But Mikey C! These images are clearly from Episode 2!
Mikey C writes: Stop revealing my secrets, fool.
The trailer begins with the 20th Century Fox and Lucasfilm logos, before a black screen appears with the following voices in the background. If you listen carefully, you can hear Darth Vader's breathing, along with the sound of sound editor Ben Burtt eating crisps.
Yoda:Your go, it is, Mace.
Mace Windu I raise you 35 credits.
Yoda: Royal flush have I. Pay up!
Mace: I really hate you, Yoda. I'm going to join the dark side.
Yoda: Ha! Extinct are the Sith, silly fool you are. Hmmm!
Padme: Promise me one thing, Anakin. Don't turn to the dark side, if not for me, but for our unborn child!
Anakin: Unborn child?!
Padme: I was going to mention that.
Anakin (Hayden Christensen) and Padme (Natalie Portman) do some talking. If you look closely in the background you can just about make out what is probably not a young Han Solo
Mysterious voice over: Count Dooku: These blue milkshakes are brilliant, my lord. It's great being a Sith!
Palpatine: Indeed it is, Master Yoda.
Palpatine: Anakin, you should turn to the dark side and become a Sith. Like me.
Anakin: But Master Obi-Wan said that the Sith were a dark scourge on the galaxy.
Palpatine: Yeah, but he's an idiot.
Palpatine (Ian McDiarmid) tries to tempt Anakin over to the Dark Side. The scene appears to be on a planet where it's a bit dark a lot of the time.
Dooku: Yeah, so that's kind of why I left the Jedi order and became a Sith.
Mace: That's a perfectly reasonable conclusion. And to think I always had you down as the bad guy.
This image appears to be Count Dooku (Christopher Lee) talking to Mace Windu (Samuel L. Jackson) on the mysterious blue planet of Blu'tak where much of the film appears to take place.
Vader: Could you make the eyeholes a little lower, my master?
Could this be an image of Darth Vader, Sith Lord?
George Lucas: Don't worry, they'll paint me out later.
Obi-Wan (Ewan McGregor) and Mace talk to the tall thin robot master Clackstick the Elder on the planet of Blu'tak. In the background, you can see someone bending over. Could this be our first sighting of the terryfying General Grevious?
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