Man Magazine

Last update: 2005-07-21 20:23:22

Man Magazine

It's the Return of the ONLY Official Magazine For Men™, Man Magazine (formerly DFS).

In this weeks fun packed issues, availible in far too many places right next to the magazines you want to buy in order to tempt and distract you:

• The Man Test: Jonny 5
• Real-life embarassing stories!
• Manly job of the week: Professional Stuntman - "I fall off walls for a living!"
• Film reviews - Expolodo-Kill XII; Romantic Dancer VI.
• Interview with woman far too attractive to even look once at you: Someone off Hollyoaks. - "I fancy bald men with beer bellies!"

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The Man Test

Jonny 5, star of Short Circuit, Short Circuit 2 and the short lived Mr T and Jonny 5 show has just finished a sell out Broadway run of Chicago. We caught up with him in his LA home to do the Man Magazine Man Test.

Have you ever been so drunk that you, like, fell over?
No, I am a robot. I don't drink (0)

Have you ever had... three girlfriends at once?
No, I am a robot. I'm not interested in girls. (0)

Have you ever sworn loudly at an old lady?
Yes, but it was a programming error. (1)

Have you ever driven your car really really fast down a road?
Yes. I hit a dog too. (1) + (1 bonus)

Have you ever killed anyone?
Yes, three nuns and a lion tamer. (1)

Total: 4/5 - Jonny 5, you are indeed a hard and manly robot.

Real-life embarassing stories

Me and my girlfriend were having a walk, and my trousers fell down, and everyone saw!
Dave, 21, Manchester

My mum opened the door to the bathroom when I was in the shower once
Dave, 21, Bristol

Once I got really drunk and was sick all over this fit girl.
Dave, 21, London

Casual xenophobic comment of the week

Americans are all fat, but at least they aren't French.

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