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JK in LA
Last update: 2005-07-06 17:12:09
Part 2
It's me again, Jonny Kinder, still slogging away in the City of Angels. LA is such a magnificent city, much better than that hive of scum and villainy the UK is, IMO. Everyone in Britain is an idiot if they stay there because they are sheep. Sheep!
On Friday I had a meeting with an excutive who wanted to read my script. Well, in actuality it wasn't a meeting - I accosted him in the street. And he wasn't an executive, he was just a waiter. And he didn't want to read my script. I put that down to him being a film peasant, however.
I have a new girlfriend. She used to be a model, but she felt that she was too intelligent, and I have to agree.
I have also written 12 new scripts. One of them is a romantic comedy about a man who falls in love with a woman who he meets at a soap-selling conference. They hate eachother at first, and are sworn rivals, but they soon realise their true feelings and get married at the end of the film. The story is told non-chronogically from the point of view of his dog. Because dogs can't understand English, the dialogue is minimal - the human characters will speak in mumbles and every so often you'll hear them say stuff like "sit!" and "dinner!" If I can't direct it, (I'm not totally naive as to how the beaurocratic system works around here) it's perfect for Peter Jackson or perhaps Oliver Stone, IMO.
My other script is a subversive and harrowing film about a scriptwriter who writes a fantastic script that is so amazing that it changes the world so much that he doesn't know how to cope, so he leaps off a building. As he lands he is taken to heaven and made into an angel. He them comes down and wreaks revenge on all his enemies. It will star me.
Most films these days are so vapid that anyone who watches and enjoys them disgusts me. See you next time, folks!
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