Indiana Jones - Sneak Peek!

Last update: 2008-03-02 15:55:31

"Hi, I'm Karl Kennedy from Neighbours. When people ask me, which they do, who my favourite doctor is, I ask them 'medical or otherwise?' Because, if it's not a medical doctor (me) then it's got to be Dr Indiana Henry Jones off films! I'm certainly looking forward to this even more than the panto season this year. Here are some speculative facts I found concealed in Harold Bishop's wallet."

The plot is rumoured to centre around a mystery Indy encounters when on holiday in Cornwall. After a number of shiny crystal things are stolen from one of those silly gifts shops that are full of wind chimes and stuff, Indy must don his famous fedora and investigate!

Indiana Jones (John Hurt) is being driven on a motorised bike machine by his son Matt "Yosemite" Sam (Ray Winstone) to the supermarket in deepest Bavaria to pick up some ice cream. Notice how the man in the background is standing - could he be the re-incarnation of nefarious head Nazi German Adolf Hitler?

Indy and Sam enter the castle of Skulls, a theme pub near the local student's union, followed closely by Indy's father (Harrison Ford). In the background we can see the floating trophy of Mysteries, Indy's iconic hat and trousers, as well as a big web. There might be giant spiders in the web which will eat people, plus a pool table and a dart board.

Sinister chronological forces replace Indy with an old man and he must fight to replace his imposter and restore his place as Senior Lecturer in Archeology at the university. This is relatively easy, since his replacement is really old and SPOILERS!!! probably doesn't have any legs. END SPOILERS

Rumours:

• Indiana Jones will posess the ability to fly over large gaps using previously unseen rocket boosters
• Sean Connery will appear as James Bond
• Han Solo would beat Indiana Jones in a fight
• Radiohead will be making a cameo appearance as Cate Blanchett
• *Lame joke about Stairlift of Doom*

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