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Last update: 2005-09-07 21:42:57
The new Doom film should be out soon, probably. I bet it will be rubbish. Perhaps... a little something like... this....
The Rock: OK, we've got to go into this mysterious looking base.
Other Man: I don't like the look of this, Rock. I want to go home.
Weedy Man: Did I ever tell you about my wife and kids back home?
The Rock: Quiet! I can hear something. It sounds like spooky MIDI music.
Other Man: I can't take it! I can't take it!
The Rock: Shut up. We need the Red Key to get through this door. Weedy Guy, go over there and see if you can find a switch.
Weedy Guy: Here's one. I'll press it. Oh, and there's a chainsaw here and a gun as well.
The Rock: Let me raise my eyebrow for a second. OK - done that. Give me that chainsaw and flick the switch.
Weedy Guy: OK.
Other Man: Aaargh! It's gone all dark! And I can hear noises!
The Rock: It's those monsters that throw fireballs, and those ones that look like big evil floating red footballs.
Other Man: Aaaaarrrrghhh!
Weedy Guy: Where can we go?! We're trapped.
The Rock: What about up there?
Other Man: We can't look up or down! We can't jump! We're going to die!
The Rock: Not in the shareware levels. Follow me!
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