Film Sequels

Last update: 2006-03-26 20:00:07

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"Hi, I'm Fearne Cotton, off the telly. Brilliant. If you've seen me on the telly - and who hasn't? - you'll know that one thing I find completely wicked is great stuff and brilliant things like that. I've decided it would be a wicked idea to tell you about some film sequels which are coming out soon, some of which feature gorgeous and fit men, which is brilliant and wicked. Oooooh Wow. Yeah. Wicked. I'm Fearne Cotton, off the telly. Look at my hair. It's different every week. Wicked."

Batman Continues To Begin

After we saw Batman beginning a while back, he continues to begin in this sequel to Christopher Nolan's Batman Begins, Batman Continues To Begin. With star Christian Bale returning, this is likely to be a sure-fire hit.

SCRIPT EXTRACT
Bruce Wayne: I'm in a proper bad mood, Alfred. My parents are still dead, Morgan Freeman's running Wayne Corp into the ground and Katie Holmes has become a scientologist. To make things worse, I fell off a tall building last night and I'm paralysed from the neck down.
Alfred: Not to worry, Master Bruce. You'll be as right as rain in a few weeks.
Bruce: I hope so, Alfred. Man, I hate bats and injustice.

Fearne says: It will be wicked! Michael Caine is just brilliant!

Crash 2

After tackling the thorny issue of racism in his Oscar-winning directorial debut, Paul Haggis is this time tackling the issue of people who park in bus lanes and disabled parking spaces.

SCRIPT EXTRACT:
Don Cheadle: I'll just park here in the disabled space so I can get into the store more quickly to stock up on food. Disabled people have wheelchairs anyway so it's not like they have to walk further.
Matt Dillon: Hey, man, my Dad's disabled. I don't see a disabled sticker on your car. You don't care. You're prejudiced.
Don Cheadle: Hey, aren't you that racist cop?
Matt Dillon: Not any more. I love everyone.
Ryan Phillipe: Hey, er, guys, someone's just shot some guy in a wheelchair.

Fearne says: It will be brilliant! I love it when films make me think.

Kill Bill Volume 3

Bill returns in the third part of Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill series. After Uma Thurman's Bride (that is her character, not the bride of Uma Thurman. That would be wrong) finds out that the events of Kill Bill Volume 2 were all a particularly odd dream, she continues in her quest to Kill Bill. Anticlimactically, she finds out Bill never existed - he was inside her all along. Or something.

SCRIPT EXTRACT:
Pai-Mei: I'm hungry. What's for dinner?
Uma: Your death.
Pai-Mei: You cannot defeat me! I have a long flowing beard and mystical powers!

Fearne says: It will be mega! Everyone loves Uma Thurman!

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