New Bands - Music - Mikeynet reveals the movers and the shakers for 2006!
Olly Enthuse - Comics - The adventures of Olly Enthuse - but he always goes too far!
A High Concept Romantic Comedy - Scripts - Here is the script for "Clooney", my high-concept romantic comedy. Think Fight Club meets You've Got Mail. Actually, don't think that.
My Adventures in Time and Space
Indiana Jones - Sneak Peek!
Film Trivia
Justice League Of America
The untitled pub-based comic
Dear Morrissey
"Hello. I'm Morrissey, famous singer. The last few years I've spent reading some books about Oscar Wilde and Alain Delon. This has given me invaluable life experience which I can use to help you, the people, with problems that may be affecting your life. Just last week, Nancy Sinatra rang me up to complain about a man who was eating some ham near her. My advice was to write a song. My new album is out soon."
I think I'm in love with this girl. I really want to tell her how I feel. She's moving away soon and I might never see her again; and I know I'll regret it for ever if I don't - yet I don't want to mess up our friendship.
Loser, Doncaster
Frankly, I find your situation terribly dull.
I recently found out that I have a short time to live. I have just got married and I don't know how to tell my wife; it will destroy her. I know I have to tell her sooner or later. What should I do?
Worried, Manchester
I'm not really interested in that kind of thing, to be honest.
I have recently married a man who is 15 years my junior. We are deeply in love but my son from my first marriage disapproves. I am not going to leave my husband, but how can I show my son that this is what I want?
Bearded, Spain
I neither know nor care.
Well. How dull. I'm not doing this again,