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Mikey C's Love Match Quiz

Rules: Everyone wants to be Mikey C's girlfriend, even some boys. But they are not allowed, especially not the boys. To make sure everyone is given an equal chance I have devised the following questionnaire to determine who is most suitable. Not at all because nobody will go out with me. No, not at all. Oh yes, the rules. No boys.

1. Which of these is the best album?
The Queen Is Dead by the Smiths
Oooh anything by Daniel Bedingfield. He's so great!
Definetly Maybe by Oasis
Queen's Greatest Hits

2. How would you describe yourself?
Someone really interested in, like, stuff and that.
Someone really pretty.
Boring.
Whatever.

3. Which of the following do you most look for in a partner?
Desperation
Nothing
Geeky neuroses and Star Wars obsession.
They must be attractive and funny and not stalk me.

4. Have you been, or have you ever become close to being, commited to an asylum or place for a person of unsound mind?
I'm there now. I stabbed my last boyfriend because he blinked funny.
I'm mad me, and completly wacky. If they caught me, I'd be sent there. Bleeeuurrghh!
No.
Yes, but I'm fine now.

5. What kind of body do you look for in a partner?
Mmm a bit fat, that's just excellent. Oooh hairy chests!
Really skinny
Muscly and strong.
Any kind of body will do.

© M. Congreve 2007