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Mike-Net was having a walk yesterday and came across the following diary by a typical nerdy semi-programming script kiddie Linux-fan-fascist, clearly abandoned and lost, in someone's house. It clearly is real, and so cannot be accused as a rip-off of anything else. So there.

July 3rd

Wrote a program today. It filters incoming e-mail for anything resembling spam, and then returns a hundred copies back to the sender. Of course, real spammers use I.P-derouting and fake e-mail headers, but I'm sure there are plenty of really stupid ones out there. They can't beat me! I am a jeNius!!! rofl.

I had to go the Microshaft site to download a patch for Windoze 2000. I then had to write a program to create a false user ID for me, becasue they expect you to have actually bought a copy. You should always buy things, unless its from a big company like Microsoft because their money is worth less. They also hate us all. I hate MS. They should all die. I like Excel though. lol

July 4th

Because it's American (grr!) Independence Day today or something, WookieeBob and Jim++ are having a big party. They claim its the best ever, with games and even girls. Jim++'s brother has a friend who has a girlfriend. The party will be at jim's computer at 127.76.34.117, or failing that, artoo.wookieebob.org/party will have a constant HTML update of the IRC party stream. - I'd best download that Quake III patch.

My mum told me I should tidy my room today. I hate her. She doesn't understand computers. brb!

July 5th

Man, that party was a blast! We played Q3 for an hour, then Threepio crashed (WookieeBob's server) so we partied all night. I typed loads of crazy stuff. LinuxBill gave us thius crazee utility so we could all dance. And WackyColin's web cam crashed so he had to join the party with only IRC! Man, it was crazy. There were no girls. There was nearly one, but it was WolverineTony's mum. IronBill had to pull out near the end cos his house network mail server crashed - rofl - too much mail from the partaaay. Teach him to use Red Hat. It's now 4am and I still can't sleep because I drank so much coke!

July 7th

Went to slashdot.com, its ace. I hear that there's a new Linux kernal. I'm going to write a Trojan in VB and build that Lego Millennium Falcon I got for my birthday today, and I might have battles between it and my X-Wing. I can't write a very good thing, cos my mum says I have to go to the post office for her. Grrr! Jim++ lives on his own, and he's far cooler than anyone else. He stayed inside for, like, three weeks. But then there was a fire and he had to leave.

Downloaded an MPEG of X-men. Its a brill film. lol. I can't believe some people actually buy DVDs and videos. They're probably like people who buy Operating Systems lol. I say that since Linux is free all the inferior OSs, like Windoooozzeeee 98 should be free. I installed WinME on this machine, and all I can say is that ME stands for Moronic Edition. You can't even get to the command line easily! I'm glad with Linux I get to see the white-on-black beauty often.

Anyway, My old computer died when I put ME on. It overwrote the Master Boot Record and then when I tried to fix it so that my cracked copy of Multi-Boot would work again it seemed to go wrong. I probably could've fixed it but I used the opportunity to nag my mum for a new PC. My old Pentium 3 was in need of an upgrade anyway, and I did to 1.5 Ghz Athlon. Lovely!

July 10th

ROFL. At linux.new-users some guy asked 'whats the best linux distro for a beginner' so I told him that if he didn't know he didn't deserve to use it! lol! Newbie Scum! He replied calling me an arrogant loser, so I responded by tracing his IP, and wiping his hard disk! Ha ha ha! It was so easy - he used Win Monkey Edition with - guess what - Outlook! Lol! Roflmao!

July 11th

Turns out that the newbie was Jim++ playing a practical joke. He's well angry, it was his sister's PC, so I'm using IP hiding technology to fool him. lol. He'll never get me, I am a computer genius.

July 13th

Spent yesterday reinstalling all my software. All the stuff was deleted. Very odd. Probably some 'undocumented feature' of Windoze no doubt.

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