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Welcome to DFS - the Official Magazine For Men -'s official web page. This week we interview well fit Swedish model Jurgen Bunden, show you some really fast racing cars, and give you tips on how to impress your girlfriend's mates. And that's not all - we teach you how to drink loads of beer without passing out using a top technique invented by Indian philosophers - genius! - and that's ignoring the special on football trivia.

Interview: Jurgen Bunden, fit Swedish model

So, Jurgen, you are well fit
Er, yes I am. I feel it is important to keep fit. Men like fit girls.

That's certainly true! What's your favourite colour?
I have always felt that green suits my aura more competantly, but if you were to press me I'd have to say a kind of bluey green.

Intriguing. What is it like modelling?
Modelling is really good, it is an artform, like knitting or perhaps dancing. I want to bring a little piece of my self into peoples rooms by being in pictures as a model. And it is deeply empowering to women

In what way?
In a way that I feel makes us become in an empowered way. It is like that movie, Thelma and Louise, but we don't do the dying over a cliff!

All of DFS's readers are asking right now: What kind or men do you go for?
I tend to be attracted to men who are sexy, no? Its as if they are not good looking. A beer belly is very sexy in a way. I cannot describe it. However, I am sorry to say I have a boyfriend now.

And so, the sexy Swede breaks the heart of many a sad, laddish beer swilling DFS reader. Ah well.

LIFE TIPS: Beer

Beer is the most amazing drink ever. Being men, our job is to drink as much of it as possible, in as little time as possible, until we can no longer be held responsible for our stupid actions. However, some people, normally people who wear glasses, or maybe even have ginger hair, or like the Smiths, cannot drink lots of beer, because they are girly. If you are one of those people, this is how to drink lots of beer and not pass out.

1. Go into a pub. Of course, you go to a pub every night anyway, so we don't need to tell you this.
2. Order a pint of beer. Choosing the correct beer for your personality type is vital. The wrong type of beer can result in reduced drinkage pleasure
3. Drink this beer. Drink it within about 15 minutes. Too fast, and you may get drunk too early. Too slow, and you won't get drunk enough.
4. Order another beer. Order the same type, or buy another type. Remember, it must be a pint, because you are a man.
5. Drink this beer. You can drink this beer slower than the previous beer, because you have already proven your manliness.
6. Go to the toilet as soon as you feel you need to go. Wetting yourself may result in being laughed at, or, in extreme circumstances, being laughed at by a girl.
7. Drink as many beers as you can afford until you are turfed out of the pub. Remember not to leave before closing time, except in extreme circumstances, such as a bomb scare or the sudden death of a loved one.
8. Stumble home about 12. Remember you must have enough co-ordination to unlock your front door, otherwise you may be forced to sleep outside, risking getting cold and wet.

These tips should help you to have a good night of excessive drinking in a pub at least four times a week.

HILARIOUS REAL LIFE STORIES

I was with my girlfriend, and her parents, and I forgot to do my fly up when I went to the toilet! To make matters worse, they saw! Needless to say, I never saw her again.
F. Q. , Manchester

I had just got a new mobile phone, and I was busy trying to program all my numbers in. Suddenly I got a text message from my girlfriend, so I of course stored this number in my phones memory. Unbeknown to me, she had actually sent the message from her mum's phone. Later that evening I sent her a rude text message, and I instantly got an angry call from her mum. Needless to say, I never saw her again.
S. M, Stoke

I was trying to pull this bird down the pub. Unbeknown to me, my fly was undone, and my pants were caught on a hook underneath the table. When I stood up, my pants fell down! Needless to say, I never saw her again.
D. G, Winchester

I was with my new girlfriend down the pub. I ordered a pint and slipped over on the floor. To make matters worse, I landed in some water, and my girlfriend thought I had wet myself! Needless to say, I never saw her again.
X.P, Brighton

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